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Unless something has drastically improved since Brendan Fraiser hammed his way through Universal's 1999 special effects retake on The Mummy, the return of this cast isn't good news at all. Forced to live out a chain of archaic movie sequels, they've shipped the mummy to London so that it can wake up again and wreak more havoc. Those who don't watch movies are doomed to repeat them. |
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Shrek
- John Lithgow voices a heartless midget ruler in the faraway land of
Duloc. He's boring, and he knows it, so not wanting to look bad he bans
all fairy tales from the kingdom. Mike Meyers does the voice of Shrek, a
smelly Ogre who is the fly in Lithgow's ointment. Along with Eddie
Murphy and Cameron Diaz (or their voices anyway) He's out to save the
Kingdom. I have a really bad feeling about this. Remember when John
Lithgow was a good actor and Cameron Diaz had a body? The good old days.
- DM |
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