Damnaliens DVD Review by Steve Sawicki
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Well, the weather
outside is frightful but the fire is so delightful and who would have thought
these dvdís would burn so hot and for so long and produce so many pretty
colors? Itís a new year so we can
all expect new things. New plots,
new stories, new actors, new special effects and new extra bonus material.
New, new, new! Itís good to have expectations.
Letís see if Hollywood has kept to itís resolutions of newer, bigger,
What do you do if
youíre a tired actor living on the past glories of a hack television series?
Sell margarine and start a cop show with a name that should only belong
to a vice squad? No, you do the
convention circuit, milking the fans for all the drachmaís they can spare.
Quest , takes us on this journey where only Shatner has gone before.
Galaxy Quest takes pokes at a very old favorite of ours, right up
to Tim Allen not being able to keep his shirt on.
Great fun and better than the original.
Of course thatís only true because there was an original and weíve
spent the past three decades worshipping it.
A new twist on a very old show (and a Hugo winner).
Believe it or not
thatís it for new this month.
Classics - What if Kirk had been leader of a band of rebels in the 1960ís...
of captain of a 1960ís spaceship? Well,
the answer might be The
Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension.
Besides being able to catch Peter Weller and John Lithgow before they were big
names, this cult classic mixes pseudo science with rock and roll and medicine.
This is also one of Editor Ernís favorite movies so if you want some
insight then go watch.
it be true that itís taken this long for Mad
Max to be let out of the video box and put onto dvd? Yes and you can enjoy a very young Mel Gibson as he pouts his
way across the Australian desert in one of the first apocalyptic biker movies.
This is all really old stuff by now but you just canít beat an
original. Great stuff and Max could
kick Kirk and Banzaiís butt with one fuel injector butterflied shut.
brand new out of the box is Tron.
This original digital feature was something to behold when it first hit
the screens. Now itís dated and
stupid. However, if youíre still
trying to figure out the difference between RAM and ROM then this just might be
the flick for you. Itís got a certain cute factor going for it for sure.
now, to coin a phrase, for something completely different.
A Sexy Odyssey, was an x rated film when it was first released a couple
of ten years ago. Now itíd be a soft R. Ignore
the title for itís got nothing to do with 2001.
Instead think of Women From Venus only nude from the waist up.
Originally shot in Swedish in the French Alps this flick is played more
for laughs than for sex as the five venusians who have come to earth to gather
10,000 seeds of men, are mistaken for the French womenís ski team. Oh the
hilarity. What new thing will they
think of next?
SFTV - And just to prove that it also canít produce anything new...
The Vampire Slayer, The Complete First Season.
12 episodes of the first year. Watch
Buffy kick vampire and demon butt. A
great series especially when paired with the movie of the same name.
For all of you who slept through the 90ís.
Geller lives in Connecticut and occasionally, when the police arenít
bothering me, I can see her house from my van.
had to happen. Iíve been warning
you. Here it is.
#10, Nerve/The Hidden Memory. Thatís
right, this is the beginning of the stinky episodes.
Maybe January is dump month and the studios and distributors figure
weíre all out skiing or snow shoeing or shooting winter hares.
Of course who the hell knows what you people in Florida or Arizona do in
the winter. Gaze with envy at the
of snow which blanketed Buffalo in a five day period?
Someone should clue the morons in Hollywood in that when it snows that
much no one goes out and watching DVDs is the next best thing to sextupling
Anime - "No robots this month and no cute Japanese animated sailors either."
we get is Disney slipping in a loser during a slow month.
The Lost Empire. Ah, if
only the empire werenít the only thing that got lost.
Avoid this tepid, vapid, rabid piece of time wasting product.
Only get it if youíre interested in the pretty green and blue colors
you get when you toss it into a raging fire.
Waltís probably mumbling in his grave as we speak.