Because there are still probably close to six people out there who haven’t seen this yet, I’m leading off with Star Wars II, Attack of the Clones, and I’m going to tell everyone now that there’s a spoiler coming so if you want to savor the mystery then read on at your own expense.  Clones shows that Lucas still knows how to put on a show even if he has forgotten how to write.  It’s a bit odd watching these things because we know so much about their future.  Oh yeah, and the annoying Jar Jar does not get killed.  Even with that it’s still pretty to watch, if a bit too long.

Some would say I’ve given in to the dark side while others would say it’s simply my quest for balance, but I felt, given the Star Wars entry that this deserved some mention as well.  Chopper Chicks in Zombietown, is a Troma entry so you know it’s got nothing going for it at all except for cheap effects, scantily dressed women and a plot that was written by the director’s dog between naps.  So, run for your lives, that would be away from the zombies and toward the chopper chicks for those of you who might be wondering.

Reign Of Fire, has everything you’d want in a movie; dragons, post apocalyptic destruction, dragons, gritty realistic grit, dragons, helicopters, dragons and, lest we forget, the all important dragons.  This is a film about, well, dragons.  They’re everywhere and, given that, and the fact that they seemingly have destroyed the planet, you’d think they’d be hard to get rid of.  Evidently not as the flick advises.  So, lock and load, and use the forts Duke, at least until they’re burned to the ground

Not a flick or a movie or even a series of short-shorts but the one thing all of them need to survive.  All Monsters Attack, is a series of trailers from 55 different movies.  You get all the standards, King King, Godzilla, Kronos, Gorgo, Gwangi, plus that woman and the Colossal Man and Yog, Monster from Space.  See cities get attacked by all manner of giant insects and the occasional mammal.  Think of all the time you’ll save by not having to watch the actual movies?  A great idea and great fun to put during a party where you don’t have to spend a lot of time stuck to the screen.

And now for a total waste of film, time and talent.  The powers behind Men In Black II, thinks so badly of it’s audience that they didn’t even bother to write a new story.  This is nothing more than a remade Men In Black, although the funny bits aren’t funny because we’ve seen them, and the shockers aren’t shocking for the same reason and the whole thing just stinks to high heaven which is the exact opposite direction most of the folks in Hollyweird are heading for foisting this crap on us month after month after month.  Sheesh, they should have had someone with those memory wipe things at the exits.