Damn Aliens DVDs
by Steven Sawicki
Date: 040105 /
We remember having many discussions with various of you about how you decide to do this over that. While you no longer remember any of this, we have been pondering it. Human memory is, it seems, neither short nor long. We believe the best term for it is one you have coined yourself - selective.
First of all, you recall nothing of your pre-amnioquatic existence. You do not remember your grasping of consciousness and you can barely recall anything ancestral, even though it's all sitting there for you to grab onto. You do not remember where you came from nor where you are going, even though it sits just a synapse connection away from your consciousness. This could be simply a bad design problem, perhaps stemming from some distant ancestor getting bonked on the head while trying not to be lunch for some larger predator. Or it could be a genetic issue, something wrong with the recipe. We believe it is this missing link that is creating all of your issues.
This is why you continue to repeat yourself. As two of your wise people have said, "those who know history not are bound to mix two eggs, butter and flour until stiff." Let us provide you some examples of your evident confusion.
If the alien image of the month seems familiar, you might search your memory for where you've seen it before...but don't bother trying to adjust your computer. Courtesy of MGM.