Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (Widescreen Edition)
Paramount Home Video DVD ISBN/ITEM#: B0007PICAS
Date: 26 April, 2005 List Price $29.99 Amazon US / Amazon UK /
We do not know why you have such a penchant for trying to make DVDs out of your written fictions. Do you not understand that there is a form for everything and only one? Obviously not, for you continue to not only twist forms from one to the next but to repeat this twisting backwards and forwards and occasionally sidewards. We can only imagine what you will do when you finally come to grips with your three dimensionality. We liked the house in this DVD and would like to know where to get one. The mothership is nice but it's like sleeping in your car. Well, not really but it's the only analogy you'll grasp. We're not sure who exactly this Lemony person is but there are certainly a series of unfortunate events. But then, that's the way you Earthers exists, sliding from one unfortunate event to the next with nary enough time in between to ponder your misfortune.
(Source: Paramount Home Video)