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Damnaliens DVD
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We are back. We did not really leave but we are back anyway. We have been in space, pondering the inevitable. First, we know that you are globe-centric, but you really should try to come to grips that you exist on an oblate spheriod. Second, your maps are all wrong. All of them. This may explain why your MapQuest provides such wrong answers so often. Because you insist on beginning with a wrong premise, everything you then derive from that premise is equally as flawed. This goes a long way to explaining the DVD selections that are currently being offered. We can't tell you exactly what premise you have wrong since we are reverse engineering the theory and it takes time. Even for us, superiorly advanced though we are. We'll let you know once we get there unless it violates one of the many directives concerning you. In the mean time we need to make repairs to that theater that Klaarg saw HGTTG in. What is your fascination with robots anyway? And speaking of fascination, we spend a great deal of time in wonder at the Sci Fi channel's selection of movies. Mansquito? What will they think of next Dragmanfly? Well, at least they've stopped doing prisoners in space, although Battlestar Galactica feels that way at times. Time now for the crunchy snacks and the stack of shiny discs that have come out way.

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