Lions Gate DVD ISBN/ITEM#: B0009KQP6Y
Date: 05 July, 2005 List Price $26.98 Amazon US / Amazon UK /
Klaarg got this one because he figured with 3000 aliens he was sure to spot someone he knew. This DVD features Lorenzo Lamas, a really poorly constructed alien, no story whatsoever except that people keep wandering into very dark places so they can be killed although it's really hard to make out exactly what is happening and maybe they're just fleeing the scene because they finally realized what a stinker they were involved in and the basic idea that it takes a crazy person to catch an alien. Look, we've been dealing with these types of people for millennium and we can tell you for sure that it is just not true. You can't catch us. You don't have the technology. And as long as you think that some alien visitor is going to spend 20 years skulking in a cave and doing little else you will never have the technology. Klaarg was very disappointed and it took two visits to the crunchy mart to placate him.
(Source: Lions Gate)