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Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe
United American Video DVD  ISBN/ITEM#: B000050IMT
Date: 01 August, 2005 List Price $5.99 Amazon US / Amazon UK /

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We are not sure why you Earthers link politics and entertainment but you do. You have numerous cases of this. Does it not seem strange to look back and see your elected leaders cavorting with monkeys, slimy aliens, donkeys and various fruits after you have elected them to important offices? Do you truly think that being on the Love Boat or Predator or helping Cher change costumes truly prepares one for public office and the responsibilities of your deformed version of representative government? We have no answers for this, only questions. And we grew many more questions as we watched this Jesse "the body" "the governor" Ventura cavort through the Minnesota woods chasing alien baddies. Frankly, we liked him better as a wrestler, but then his biggest decisions lie mainly in what color feathered boa to wear to the ring. But we subvert. This DVD has no redeeming qualities whatsoever unless you happen to like watching the Minnesota countryside in the background. Jesse is Abraxas, a bi-galaxian cop chasing Secundus (we're not positive of the sexual preference although he does get an innocent earth girl pregnant in immaculate fashion which should raise some uncomfortable questions for your species). They run hither and yon and thither and whatever is a good thirder synonym for yon for the entire film and that pretty much sums it up. We liked the governator better or that funny guy with the monkey.

(Source: United American Video)

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