Minority Report (Widescreen Edition)
Universal Studios DVD ISBN/ITEM#: B00005JL78
Date: 23 August, 2005 List Price $12.99 Amazon US / Amazon UK /
We are always amazed with what you think you would do if you could see the future. In this case you think you would catch criminals before they commit crimes. You apparently choose to do this in place of any other number of really useful things, but then, why should your future be any different from your past. You are a species about history and about choices, that is, you have a past full of bad ones. Apparently you see no reason why the future should be any different. Tommy Cruise applies his dynamics to the process and manages to muck things up for just about the time it takes to make a DVD. At least this future is more cheerful. No, wait, we remember now that it is not, instead projecting your typical dark and dismal worldview forward once more. We did like parts of this DVD although we do wonder why all of your movie making people seem to have flunked physics. If they would just watch a few episodes of Earth's Funniest Videos they would note that your species has great difficulty sitting down in chairs and getting into boats, never mind hanging onto the outside of flying cars. We think movie people try to not only believe a few impossible things before breakfast but get them on film as well.
(Source: Universal Studios)