Hammer Horror Series (Brides of Dracula / Curse of the Werewolf / Phantom of the Opera (1962) / Paranoiac / Kiss of the Vampire / Nightmare / Night Cr
Universal Studios Ho DVD ISBN/ITEM#: B0009X770O
Date: 06 September, 2005 List Price $29.98 Amazon US / Amazon UK /
Before you thought about aliens you thought about monsters. Frankly, from our perspective, there's not much difference in the way you think about anything. There is you, and anything that is not you, is bad or evil or misguided or, well, alien. And you all do this and think nothing of then acting on these odd thoughts. There are eight different movies on this DVD, including two that really express your state of mind in this arena, which is 'if you can't find 'em, make 'em or drive one of your own to become 'em.' Note our use of your punctuation in the previous sentence. We have been practicing with idioms and slang which has caused us to become masters of your odd little marks. We liked the hairy one best, although the Frankenstein monster came a close second. Klaarg insisted he recognized pieces from the great robot rampage of '02. Werewolves, vampires, monsters and more all presented in your particular paranoid worldview. We liked this collection although it contains the seeds of your own inevitable DVD failure that has yet to come.
(Source: Universal Studios Ho)