by Damn Aliens
We have been paying more attention to your politics and have just realized that you actually seem to use it to make major decisions as a species. We had to check this twice because we could not believe it. Sure, you are not a very advanced species but even the slur-mold of Altair IV uses Geosocipsychometrics. Why do not you? At first we thought your politics merely some complicated form of street theater and we kept waiting for the tiny car from which all the clowns would tumble. But it never happened, not counting your congress of course. We simply can not understand why you use this system instead of the one that everyone knows really works. It is just basic math you know. Perhaps this explains why you have stopped producing anything original. Klaarg is still convinced that your politics is merely a cover for something far more sinister. But then, he sees robots everywhere. The rest of us have come to the sad and somewhat terrifying conclusion that you all actually believe it is the best way to run a planet. We will keep looking on the chance we are wrong although the odds of that being the case are slimmer than a Omegan nano wurm.