Doom (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
Mca Home Video DVD ISBN/ITEM#: B000CNER1S
Date: 07 February, 2006 List Price $29.98 Amazon US / Amazon UK /
This DVD stars a rock so we were initially very reluctant to look at it. Certainly there have been good rock actors in the past but not so much lately. Still, we liked the title and were in the mood for another of your joyful, post-apocalyptic adventures so we figured we'd give it a try. Plus there appeared to be no robots in it which made Klaarg happy. It finally seems that you may have tired of destroying your Earth because you have moved your apocalypse to the next closest planet (which for the uninformed of you out there is not the Moon but Mars). According to the DVD, something has gone wrong and you have decided to send a rock to fix things. We understand that the primitive brain still exists in your heads so we understand where this rock thing comes from. It was not until the end that we were informed that this is not so much a DVD movie as it is a DVD video game action thing. This explains both the lack of acting and the lack of plotting. It probably also explains why you sent a rock to do a humans job.
(Source: Mca Home Video)