Ardustry DVD ISBN/ITEM#: B000C3L2SO
Date: 14 February, 2006 List Price $9.98 Amazon US / Amazon UK /
This DVD involves an island with catacombs. How they got there is anyones guess, but there they are. Inside the catacombs are mutations. How the mutations got there is by boat, we would imagine. How the mutations got mutation is through that fine southern tradition of marrying your cousin. Evidently, your grasp of DNA chaining is weak since no amount of cousin marrying will produce creatures like this. And yet, there they are. There's also a guy who's like sort of the creature's nephew and another guy who wants to just call the whole thing off. They all get together in these catacombs on this island and have at it. All we can say is that there's never a tsunami around when you really need one.