sfrevu Logo with link to Main Page  
Damn Aliens DVD by Steven Sawicki
column  
Date: /

From release/information:

Klaarg has been watching a lot of curling lately. He was wondering if the rocks in curling were related to the one in that shiny disc we looked at last lunar cycle. Apparently not, which is too bad because Klaarg thinks they produce a much more exciting time than the one in that disc did. This brings us to an important announcement. We often scan your digital systems during your mini programs since we have no real interest in replacing the mothership with a Hummer3 (although we really like the name) and we are not plagued, as you evidently are, by all those conditions that need such constant attention. So, during one of our wanderings we happened upon something that we think bears reporting. We believe, and this is based only on our own objective evidence of current conditions, that the programs that you are seeing from the Fox network are actually coming from an alternate universe. We believe that, somehow, the dimensional streams have become crossed and that the show you are watching here actually originates there. We can find no other explanation for the information that comes from the shows they are digitally rendering. We at first thought it was just more humans having fun at other humans expenses but quickly came to realize that these Fox people seem to believe what they are saying. Our advice to you is to pay them no mind. The dimensional rip will ultimately heal and this show will be replaced by the real one. In the mean time you can view shiny discs.

(Source: )

Return to Index


We're interested in your feedback. Just fill out the form below and we'll add your comments as soon as we can look them over. Due to the number of SPAM containing links, any comments containing links will be filtered out by our system. Please do not include links in your message.
Name:
Email:
Comments

© 2002-2017SFRevu

advertising index / info
Our advertisers make SFRevu possible, and your consideration is appreciated.

  © 2002-2017SFRevu