Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Widescreen Two-Disc Deluxe Edition) (Harry Potter 4)
Warner Home Video DVD ISBN/ITEM#: B000E6EK3S
Date: 07 March, 2006 List Price $30.98 Amazon US / Amazon UK /
We often wonder about your wizards. To our minds, your wizards are nothing more than a pack of deceitful old men forcing others to do their dirty work by withholding useful information and not fully using the awesome powers at their disposal. We suppose it is the fascination with wizards that keeps so many of you getting caught up in their dirty work. Whether we are talking about the all knowing Jedi who apparently can't figure out what's happening in the room down the hall so they send a boy out to muck about or the collection of wizards here who are doing about the same thing, we find the behavior ignoble. We like to watch anyway because it is so easy to make fun of these wizards and if a few little people get squashed in the process, well, they probably would not have amounted to much anyway. We can say that wizard movies are generally pretty to watch although if you keep your brain on full it hurts. Half speed seems to work fine for us.
(Source: Warner Home Video)