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Never Slow Dance with a Zombie by E. Van Lowe
Cover Artist: Peter Lutjen
Review by Gayle Surrette
Tor Teen Paperback  ISBN/ITEM#: 9780765320407
Date: September 2009 List Price $8.99 Amazon US / Amazon UK / Show Article /

What if everyone in your high school became a zombie except for you and a couple of friends? What if no one noticed? Not parents. Not teachers. Not the police. Not even neighbors. What would you do? How would you survive going to school every day when you don't want to get eaten? That's the problems facing Margot Jean Johnson and her best friend Sybil in Never Slow Dance with a Zombie.

From official release/information:

Product Description: Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion meets Night of the Living Dead in this laugh-out-loud debut YA novel by Emmy Award-nominated TV writer E. Van Lowe

Principal Taft's 3 Simple Rules for Surviving  a Zombie Uprising:

    Rule #1: While in the halls, walk slowly and wear a vacant expression on your face.  Zombies won't attack other zombies.
    Rule #2: Never travel alone. Move in packs.   Follow the crowd. Zombies detest blatant displays of individuality.
    Rule #3: If a zombie should attack, do not run. Instead, throw raw steak at to him. Zombies love raw meat. This display of kindness will go a long way.
On the night of her  middle school graduation, Margot Jean Johnson wrote a high school manifesto detailing her goals for what she was sure would be a most excellent high school career. She and her best friend, Sybil, would be popular and, most important, have boyfriends.  Three years later, they haven't accomplished a thing!

Then Margot and Sybil arrive at school one day to find that most of the student body has been turned into flesh-eating zombies. When kooky Principal Taft asks the girls to coexist with the zombies until the end of the semester, they realize that this is the perfect opportunity to live out their high school dreams.  All they have to do is stay alive....

(Source: Tor Teen)

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