The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You
by Vlad Mezrich
Cover Artist: Photo: Chris Elliott
Scholastic Paperback ISBN/ITEM#: 9780545202381
Date: 01 October 2009 List Price $7.99 Amazon US / Amazon UK /
Product Description: Are you in love with a vampire? Are you worried that you might not be his (blood) type? Do you wonder whether that cold stare means he isn't interested . . . or if it's because he's been dead for three centuries (nothing personal)? Have you tried to coax him out of his crypt with a flash of your neck or a near-death situation that requires him to save you at the very last possible moment? Have you ever considered what it will be like to introduce him to your mother?